Silicon Valley, 250pm showing, Mercado 20
150 people, 300 empty seats
Ever since “the incident” I haven’t been able to make any new memories, or keep anything in my head for longer than three minutes. Luckily, I have tattoos all over my body in strategic places (like on my abs…don’t forget to do crunches) to help me out, and I carry a notebook with me. Cab drivers are great, I tell them where I want to go, they take me, and then I ask them to tell me where I was going.
So I went to the movies to see something. I can’t remember the title though. I wrote something down, but it looks like Forgotten. It’s almost as if I knew I was going to forget the title and wrote that down.
There were previews, but I only have hasty notes about them. Plane crashes, Dennis Quaid doesn’t die. Looks bad. Something with Ben Affleck. Very bad, no need to write more.
The movie was a not confusing at all, because they kept reiterating the plot every two minutes. Julianne Moore had a kid, but he’s gone now, and nobody else remembers him. Made this movie very easy for somebody with my condition to watch. Luckily, I also speak the language of thrillers. For instance, I know that Gary Sinise’s character is smart, because he wears glasses. Smart people wear glasses in movies. In real life, they wear contacts. I also know that another character is a liar, because he’s a member of the Bush administration. In real life, he probably lies all the time and gets away with it.
I did have a problem with the character’s motivation though. I mean, if I had a kid, and he disappeared, and nobody else remembered that I had one, I’d be like “Thank you God!” I mean, who wants kids anyways. They just would get in the way of me and Carrie Anne Moss having sex anyways. Although, lately, I haven’t been getting much, because I start getting amorous with her, and she rolls her eyes and said, “We just had sex.” I’m starting to think that she’s taking advantage of my condition.
Anyways, I enjoyed the movie, at least I think I did. I wrote down things like funny dialog (but I can’t remember what) and is Julianne a natural redhead (there’s a ? there so I don’t think it’s revealed in this movie). Guess there aren’t any short cuts to finding that one out. The crowd must have liked it too, because afterwards they were talking about how scary and good it was.
As I was walking out, I asked the lady next to me if I jumped a lot during the movie (she said yes) and if I seemed to be enjoying it (she said she thought so). She looked confused, but she was cute, so I explained my condition to her and asked if she would help me get home. She said no, because I’d be practically guaranteed not to call her…and besides, if I couldn’t form any new memories since the incident, why is it that I can remember that I have a condition?